Friday, July 15, 2011

SEX.. APA ITU SEX, MOMMY?

Perbualan ini berlaku pada suatu hari lepas Hannah Damia [HD] balik dari sekolah..

Mommy: Hai baby.. Cmne sekolah hr nih?
HD: Mommy.. Sex tu apa??
Mommy: Aaaaaaa.. Nt Mommy tnya Daddy. Daddy tau la...
HD: Okeh.. [tersandar belakang kereta dek kepenatan bersekolah]
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Mommy: Daddy.. Our dotter asked me this evening, what is SEX? How am I supposed to answer it? She's juz 7 y.o?
Daddy: Meh kita jumpa dia.. Jom.. Daddy explen..

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Daddy: HD syg.. Buat apa tu??
HD: Daddy.. Hd tgh buat keje sekolah nih. Aaaaa... Daddy, td Mommy tnya Daddy kn? Sex tu apa, Daddy??
Daddy: Sex tu.. Aaa.. Ok.. Mommy & Daddy kawen. Pastu Mommy & Daddy syg each other. Lps tu, HD ada.. Aaaaa... Mmmmm.. Sex tu hubungan 'suami isteri' macam Mommy & Daddy. Mommy 'isteri' Daddy. Daddy 'suami' Mommy.

HD: Panjangnyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Camne HD nk tulis nih????
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Muhehehheee.. Cte nih rekaan jer.. Mommy ngah migrain ngan keje.. HD br je umur 9 bulan.. ;p

2 comments:

  1. hahahahaha~~ adeii..lawak la sis~~ buat saspen jer! :D hahahaha *sambil ktawa guling guling*

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  2. saye tetipu ,
    uwaaaaaa . bencikkk ..
    T_T

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